Between Almond Joys and agriculture lies the toothy truth of Halloween
Halloween without candy is like Christmas without presents or Easter without bunnies and colored eggs.
That said, sticky treats, brightly wrapped trinkets and hard-boiled eggs are nothing more than modern add-ons to age-old celebrations rooted in paganism and co-opted by the rise of Western religion.
Trick-or-treating, possibly the most pointless pursuit of all, is what most if not all American (and Mexicali) children dream about most, next to Christmas morning.
And adults like myself share in the fun as we wait for the monsters to pass out so we can raid their goodie bags.
Inevitably, though, Halloween brings out of the doom and gloom of dental dramatics. Parents will harangue their children about the perils of tooth decay from an evening of self-inflicted Snickers wounds and enamel-damning Laffy Taffy tugs-o’-war, and dentists will be laying in wait, wringing their minty hands...